I don't like his music at all, but then again I don't understand rap. His latest album sounded like he hit the "demo" button on a keyboard to me.

I'm waiting for the fragrance line she names afer herself, "North" by North West.

I miss Superego :(

So, uh, has anyone seen this? http://gawker.com/getting-s…

Aren't you the cheeky one?

I loved how no one could understand Chandler's muffled "I'm stuck in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!" but Joey. That's best friendship there.

[over homely 1950's women dancing for a talent scout]

PRINCE

Has anyone been to the Movie Interruption thing Doug Benson is always talking about? I would love to go to one of those, especially one with PFT, but I am stranded on the East Coast.

Shyamalan later went on to claim "And before I got to it, Samuel Westing was actually dead."

You come at the Count, you best not miss.

I got one from Samuel L. Jackson during the Snakes on a Plane marketing blitzkreig. It was prerecorded and all but my friends set it up so he said my name.

It sounded dumb as soon as I hit "post". Thank you for calling me out.

Edited because I'm ridiculous and should not say stupid things.

Not enough likes.

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The remnants of ancient stone tablets melting the faces off the Nazis was more believable than the refrigerator scene.

A few weeks ago I had a nightmare where Rabin and Tasha bailed on us to join Pitchfork.

It actually shows great awareness on their part that they were actually disappointed. Usually if you're stupid enough to buy a ticket to those movies, you're stupid enough to enjoy them.

Goddamit I need to keep reading before I comment. But thanks for tiping me off that this joke got zero likes in five hours, now I don't have to check back.