A WHALE'S VAGINA

A WHALE'S VAGINA

"I am legally obligated to tell you that there is no candy in this room."

"I am legally obligated to tell you that there is no candy in this room."

The shady language is to get around the SOL, and I don't blame his lawyer for going that way. However, my gut tells me this dude is trying to cash in on a consensual (though illegal) relationship that just recently proved to be profitable (see also: Bernie Fine) but I guess we can't know for sure.

The shady language is to get around the SOL, and I don't blame his lawyer for going that way. However, my gut tells me this dude is trying to cash in on a consensual (though illegal) relationship that just recently proved to be profitable (see also: Bernie Fine) but I guess we can't know for sure.

It's complete candor disguised as ironic detachment, which is…ironic?

It's complete candor disguised as ironic detachment, which is…ironic?

If there's one thing I've learned from Aisha Tyler's podcast, it's that actors are people too and really just want to work, usually regardless of its artistic merit. That, and Judy Greer uses "Buckets!" as an expletive and that's really fuckin cute.

If there's one thing I've learned from Aisha Tyler's podcast, it's that actors are people too and really just want to work, usually regardless of its artistic merit. That, and Judy Greer uses "Buckets!" as an expletive and that's really fuckin cute.

We're still fat because that HFCS is in everything, junk food or not. Used to be you had to make conscious decisions to eat crap, now the crap sneaks up on you.

We're still fat because that HFCS is in everything, junk food or not. Used to be you had to make conscious decisions to eat crap, now the crap sneaks up on you.

Twinkies serve no purpose in a world where Tastykake peanut butter kandy kakes exist.

Twinkies serve no purpose in a world where Tastykake peanut butter kandy kakes exist.

He replaced me with Two and a Half Men. How wierd is that?

He replaced me with Two and a Half Men. How wierd is that?

It's so easy to have big, stupid, dangerous ideas when you're reasonably certain no one would ever trust you to carry them out, isn't it? You can be a martyr AND never be held responsible for anything! I can't blame him.

It's so easy to have big, stupid, dangerous ideas when you're reasonably certain no one would ever trust you to carry them out, isn't it? You can be a martyr AND never be held responsible for anything! I can't blame him.

It occurs to me that the biggest proponents of objectivism are the same people whom the free market would immediately consume for sustenance.

It occurs to me that the biggest proponents of objectivism are the same people whom the free market would immediately consume for sustenance.