Nah, no one is dead until you see a corpse.  This rule fueled my belief that Sirius Black was actually alive for a long, long time.

I thought he was dead until a few seconds later when half of his skull didn't slide off.  Now I'm just trying to figure out the physics of the strike that gave him only a shallow cut around his head from ear to ear, yet was powerful enough to knock him out.

I thought he was dead until a few seconds later when half of his skull didn't slide off.  Now I'm just trying to figure out the physics of the strike that gave him only a shallow cut around his head from ear to ear, yet was powerful enough to knock him out.

McGee, I have to disagree.  If I'm reading your review right, you dislike the episode because…not enough happened?  One of the major flaws of this season is that we got eight-minute updates on six stories every episode, causing the whole thing to seem breathless and disjointed.  By only seeing very little of what was…

McGee, I have to disagree.  If I'm reading your review right, you dislike the episode because…not enough happened?  One of the major flaws of this season is that we got eight-minute updates on six stories every episode, causing the whole thing to seem breathless and disjointed.  By only seeing very little of what was…

Was it lupus??

Was it lupus??

Jack Donaghy's first line was his best:

Jack Donaghy's first line was his best:

No. In fact my girlfriend yells "turn it off turn it off!" as soon as the credits roll.

No. In fact my girlfriend yells "turn it off turn it off!" as soon as the credits roll.

Todd: As a gamer, I can assure you the game episode was good for the same reasons you thought the heist episode was good.

Todd: As a gamer, I can assure you the game episode was good for the same reasons you thought the heist episode was good.

Mark this as the first time a spoiler has made me want to go back to something I bailed on. Thank you.

I tried to like Sports Night, really. I even did a good job of forgetting it was Aaron Sorkin long enough to kind of enjoy the first season. But when William H. Macy was introduced in the second season premier I had to let it go, because I knew that Sorkin was going to make him do everything short of…

The New World felt like a three-hour perfume commercial.  Were I not there for the purpose of writing it up, it would have been the one and only movie to make me walk out of the theater before it was over.  I hadn't seen any other Malick movie at the time, nor have I since. I gave it a 2 out of 4 because it was pretty.

Sometimes you got to say, hey:

STEVE HOLT

@avclub-5fdbaa11bd42c308322756f60f43785f:disqus That's precisely what I think we should have seen. When Bran asked him "Did you hate us all along?" it wasn't with the sadness or regret that I think TVDW saw, it was an actual serious inquiry. Bran basically said "Where the fuck did this come from?". I read Theon's…

Things I assumed people would know: