Well, he is also a teenager, so that could account for some of his irritating ways.

What drawl?

I love Prairie Home Companion and could listen to Garrison Keillor reading the phone book. There are a few awful elements on the show but they are like the bad parts of a family gathering and I just put up with them to get to the good stuff.

Does anyone else think that Joel looks much more like Zeek than any of his sons?

I expect them not to get knocked up in the first place, what with birth control and all. I would put more thought into reproducing.

I thought he would put the discarded paper into the correct bin, and was disappointed when he had other plans. Doesn't Chambers Academy recycle?

Also, it would seem that the apparent absence of any teachers is a bigger problem for this school than casein in one kid's lunch.

They are awful parents. I kept yelling at them to just tell their
daughter she wasn't allowed to say nasty things to other kids. They had
to psychoanalyze her first.

Was this ever recorded?

I interpreted it as the act of an angry god because some little boy had blasphemed.

Your post would be extra good with a link.

That Wallace really crushed her.

That face cream was a risky gambit for Emily. It could so easily have turned Romeo and Juliet on her.

Was anyone else annoyed that it never occurred to Crosby to DIY the wood floors? They have ten capable adults who love to do things en famille—why wouldn't they spend a weekend on it? It is so TV to have a "12K or no floor" choice.

I think Jay_Z is really Joel.

There are a few—it's one of those houses on that one street across from
that park that is always shown as "San Francisco houses" in ads and TV
shows—the Full House people lived there and the Tia Maria ads featured
it, among others. How fortunate that one of those maybe dozen Victorians
was sitting there unlocked for…

Oh no they have us pegged.

Some dorms in my school had coed bathrooms. Ick.

Except the one good thing about the Cheers baby arc was when Elvis spoke to Sam from the TV and said he overlooked Miss Rebecca Howe.

I think all the little twerps would be afraid of Sergeant York, who has actually killed people.