You say this like devouring sheet cake is a bad thing.

But the London episodes themselves were great, especially the English people. Emily's father to Ross's father, "I could kill you with my thumb" and Hugh Laurie the airplane seatmate to Rachel, "You're a horrible person!"
Emily was the only not-great part of the London episodes.

When everyone knows that Robin Colcord was his most important character.

I love how he chides the newly hired James for letting the dogs in the living room, then proceeds to do it himself for the entire series.

Oh he was delightfully daffy in Sense & Sensibility!

This would make a great line for my tombstone. Thanks!

Is this real or some weird fantasy of yours? I would like to rent this if possible.

Don't think of it sadly. Think of it as a well-deserved bit of fun, and a nice bit of cash too.

And funny. Don't forget funny.

This sounds made up.

Like Eurotrash, only domestic.

Such a good metaphor:
”I feel like half the time his teleprompter has broken down as president and he doesn’t know what’s going on.”

Check out Diet for a Small Planet from your local library.

Babysitters have to earn a living.

Your fault for getting her the fab underwear. I'd be showing people too, if they came in my size.

Memphis.

Unless it's a theme restaurant and the theme is The Sound of Music.

Obviously this can't count because it is just one permutation of Eric Clapton.

Maybe you need to age a few more years to see how poignant it is. I know the singer was young, but apparently she was an old soul. Get over the hill, get a few regrets under your belt—you'll sing it in the car.

upvoted for fun fact.