"Jay!  Hoo-Hah!  It's Al Pacino!  I can't stop saying Hoo-Hah!  Keep that in mind when you review my new movie, The Godfather Part Hoo-Hah!  Hoo-Hah!"

Howlin' Mad Murphy I love you!  You know you're my whole morning!

Henceforth known as Newtslyvania.

"You're a wreckin' machine Callista!  A homewreckin' machine!"

Don't look at me!  I'm just a girl!  Tee hee!

She can't help it.  She is as the Fox News Blonde Bimbo Clone Farm made her.

So do I have to cancel my PWOT account so I can keep hanging out with the cool kids here at the AV club?

But when will we see the return of Mind Quad?

Not to be read as an endorsement of Frank Zappa?  What's wrong with Frank Zappa?

In anime, nosebleeds are meant to signify sexual arousal.  Make of that what you will.

This game is a fucking blast.

Wow.  That was… vivid.  You sir, can paint a picture with your words.

His "wife" is Tom Hanks.  Don't tell the tabloids.

I hear the ledge already has a three picture deal at Paramount.

For the first time since these reviews started I can honestly say "I've never seen this one.".

"First I glue wig to your head, and then I make love to your face."

The whole Bat-Pole discussion just killed me.

"Don't touch me!"

Look at the bright side people!  At least we're not witnessing the pathetic descent of a genuine comic talent.  It's Dane Cook!  The sooner he vanishes from pop culture, the better off we'll all be!

The only reason I'm going to watch this is because it follows Archer.