Uncle Ruckus was fat.

Are you ashamed that you diddn't finish reading the article before you posted, or are you ashamed that you could answer that bit of trivia?

Thank God Nixon never found the Anti Life Equation.

mollyman

Mr. Williams, you have been found guilty by a jury of your peers.  You are hereby sentanced to watch Patch Adams until your brain melts.

… He said while posting on the AV Club.

I forget.  Did they ever give a reason as to why Metamorpho could't just turn himself back into a regular guy?

I'm a Rob Liefeld Hulk.  When I get angry I find myself covered in pouches.

One word: Falconcougarthunderbird.

Best Critic fat joke:

It was a lot of build up for a Stallone joke.

Start with the series.  The movie is better if you're already familiar with the characters.

In 1939, I was the biggest star in the world.

"I stole the floor model!"

I love how it only took a few months without a TV show to make Glenn Beck jokes feel dated.

There's no reason to be ashamed of that.  It was a funny show.

Ah-ah!

- House falls into suiciadal depression and jumps off the roof of the hospital.  Just before he hits…
- Prince George wakes up in his bed.
- Later he tells Blackadder and Baldrick all about the strange dream he had.

It's a lot like the Clerks cartoon in those respects.

My favorite joke in this episode is still "You were about to kill me and steal my apartment."