I live in Kansas City!

Absolutely hilarious and obscene.

Seems that firstie is just unobtainable. CancerAIDS, however…

Reginald Barclay- Always a day late and a dollar short.

R.E.M.:
Is that the sleep stage that happens first?

I'll only listen to this…
If it is a gritty reboot of the A.V. Podcast

Tyson Pigeon
The less successful division of Tyson Chicken.

Wait…
Hurley's the fat one, right?

Let he without firstie cast the first stone.

William Hung and Gabourey Sidibe.

Feral Streep- I'm not quite familiar with that one…

Even so, I would still pay for counseling sessions with her.

Excuuuuuuuuse me.
I'm going to go smoke some drug cigarettes.

Go listen to "Blue Veins" and then try to call them a pop/rock kind of band.

Let's attack aggressively!

He doesn't tell jokes, just stories.

Yes
Her acting in the Phantom Menace speaks to her talent.

Hoot.
Hoot.

His part was so small, you guys probably missed it.

A Personal Favorite
Robert DeNiro in "The Road."