Because he posts on The A.V. Club?

I'm pretty sure that's Zach Galifianakis.

Or unobtanium?

Shara Worden really made "The Hazards of Love" great. Her incredible power and range really sold the album for me. Seeing her perform "the Queen's Rebuke/ The Crossing" live was pretty incredible.

I like all my evaluations to be through.

Well, I guess I'll go with cake…Yeah, cake.

I'd vote for that guy!

Really?
An ice cream cone? It's January!

"Kissed by fire."

Oregon Trail: Meager Rations, Grueling Pace.

I'm not a doctor,but I play one on TV, and I'm feeling good about this one…

Now that's a successful firstie.

Is you is, or is you ain't my constituency?

Hey
Write some original songs!

So is this movie going to end with Eminem stealing all of his opponent's moves and using them before his opponent has time to use them? I think the metaphor is breaking down…

Right after he tackles his first Christmas tree.

Fire, it seems.

Keith
Thanks for the honesty in giving us the information we need, and the integrity in withholding what we don't.

I guess it's true: the penis mightier…

Yeah, I wondered about that. I knew that Star Trek recycled actors sometimes, but I always found it curious that they used an actor who ended up being the "bad guy" of one episode as a major character in another iteration of the series.