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Anyone you meet who tells you they have a disorder that was diagnosed by the internet should be slapped until they really do have a disorder.

@Ummm
Ya, my kid's like that. We have to push his chair at the dinner table about 2 feet away from everyone else's to keep him from unconsciously leaning over onto them. However, he will not touch anything squishy (like liquid soap or shampoo… you find ways to work around that), and though he loves pizza, the

I was told in the 90's that all those guys had Attention Deficit Disorder…?

Setting aside the snark for this one: my kid has Asperger Syndrome (no, he DIDN'T get it from a vaccine), and after watching this trailer I gotta say I agree with TomWaits. Standard rom-com trash we've seen over and over again, but this time exploiting the autism hysteria.
As an alternative, I'd recommend "Mozart

"He had a baseball bat, and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

I still prefer my Satan
in either Robot or Ray Wise form.

A little slice of irony…
I used to listen to this album all the time while playing video games. Just downloaded it for Rock Band, so now the album IS the game… oooooh.

I somehow ended up seeing this as the second act in a double feature at a Drive-In movie theater. The first film was "Hope Floats".
After sitting through that, "Dirty Work" was the funniest fucking movie I had ever seen.

Circumcised.

Given how much he indulges in it…
does anybody else wonder if Zack Snyder masturbates in slow motion?

Yes. The music had the emotional subtlety of a meat cleaver to the head.
Hendrix singing, "two riders were approaching," as Rorschach and Night Owl walk across the antarctic. And where were the Hover-Scooters?!? Special effects budget this big and no hover-scooters? That line from the song would've made more