I "acquired" Ironbound a few months ago. Not bad. I get to see these guys in April and am very much looking forward to it. Let's hear it for old school.

Now THIS is a list.
This column has been lacking for a long time. Welcome back to form, AV Club.

The smart fucking DOLPHIN from Johnny Mnemonic!

Motherfucking BEAST-MAN!

Ziggy Sobatka from The Wire. Fuck Omar.

Dick Cheney is most certainly not a bad ass. His heart is being held together by string and he is allergic to sunlight. The fucking cast from Toy Story could take him out. Bricktop is an old man too, but I wouldn't fuck with him. Good call on that one.

I wasn't judging one way or another; I was just curious. As someone with one too many namby-pamby pedals between my guitar and my amp, I am no one to judge. She is still a total bad ass.

Nice
Where are all those Metal-er-than-thou dudes from that shitty Black Metal blog that came here to bitch when Pierce did his best of the Decade? This will most likely piss them off royally.

I will second Claire's
I waste too much time on the internet. This site is no help, of course. But in 2010 I resolve to focus more on things that to not require log ins and comments sections. In order to be successful, I think I will have to explode my Blackberry.

Be careful. I have downloaded soooooooo much and now live in a paranoid fantasy world every time I look in my downloads folder. THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME!

The only reason people hate ZMF is because they spent all summer with their noses in their GRE vocab builder books then come here to flaunt their useless liberal arts degrees and get taken down by guy who types in all caps and no punctuation. All i know is, the more he pisses off you bourgeoisie pseudo-intellectuals,…

"Privitized world peace?"
Let's hope he does a better job than Blackwater.

She'll be OK
At least her godmother is Drew Barrymore.

The panther in Apocalypto was awesome. Does the seen where the guy gets his face bitten off count as a Great Moment in Ownage?

I don't like ska, but it makes me happy it is still around.

The government wanted me to tell you that there's a monster in the sewer, and the only thing that can stop it, or even slow it down, is REALLY EXPENSIVE PERFUME. You wanna know why? Because it's GOT A METAL HEAD!

Point is my jaw dropped when I saw that marquis.

I made a fake band flyer as an art project in high school (genius!) and Ska Skank Redemption was one of the band names I came up with. I'm old so that was awhile ago.

I think the formula is:

Get someone else to pick a fight with ZMF. That would be good for at least another 50 or so.