I had a nightmare I saw Grown Ups.

I still like The Mantel the best.

Also, I might need glasses… Sorry if my typos take away from the vitriol.

Ah yes…
It is important that the AVC let Leonard Pierce go so they can hang onto the credibility necessary to run Amalie Gillette's half-assed garbage every week. This is truly spell binding and Pulitzer-worthy stuff.

Also, he is fired, not dead.

ALL CAPS DINOSAUR GETS IT.

We know UMD can list a ton of obscure bands, but can he write?

If it is indeed Pierce, it should be fun to watch the AVC staff wrestle with their integrity in light of letting go of one of their most popular writers. Without Pierce, who will steer their Metal Bandwagon?

I have a 1959 pressing of Kind of Blue. It is the pride of my collection. It is in shit condition though. Now I just want to go get some Bose headphones.

The Joe Pass/Ella Fitzgerald duet albums are pretty great.

No, no. I was using Bloodbath as an example of why Terrorizer's list is better than Decibel's. I'll shank anyone who has beef with Bloodbath.

You know what makes these lists immediately better than Decibel's? Fugazi isn't on there at all, Converge isn't on there 5 times and they recognize Bloodbath and Strapping Young Lad.

Oh! Also the Control Denied reissue. It didn't add anything essential, but it was released in 2010 and had Chuck Schuldiner on it. What else do you need.

Ditto: Decrepit Birth — Polarity

I take issue with Nachtmystium being called "goofy." I really like that album, and I am proud they are from Chicago.

Pierce, I have been one of the biggest critics of your hipster metal apologizing, and I did so because this: The only people I see really complaining about hipster metal are terrible, just awful, blogs like ANUS and that Brandon Stosuy guy. The internet is filled with poorly written, angry adolescence like ANUS, and…

HIPSTERS OUT OF CARTOONS!
This is a hipster cartoon. Now that all you hipsters are watching this, it's only a matter of time before you start watching true cartoons like Urotsukidoji and The 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo. You know, old school shit.

Seriously? ZMF doesn't have a regular column yet? What the fuck is wrong with this site?

Chester, you just showed me my new favorite website. I owe you a scotch.

He mentioned NBC in his first episode. Gillette is just a joyless shrew.