Yeah, so.  Russel Crowe is just going to be fat from now on, isn't he.

Yeah, so.  Russel Crowe is just going to be fat from now on, isn't he.

TIme is crazy, 22 years ago he could pull playing a 25 year old post-grad in that movie, and now he's like a million years old!

TIme is crazy, 22 years ago he could pull playing a 25 year old post-grad in that movie, and now he's like a million years old!

He looks like Tim Allen.

He looks like Tim Allen.

Every nerdy guy in my high school loved this book and the other one, catcher in the rye.
I tried reading on the road and threw it across the room.  The writing is laughably bad.  
Why is it still in print?

Every nerdy guy in my high school loved this book and the other one, catcher in the rye.
I tried reading on the road and threw it across the room.  The writing is laughably bad.  
Why is it still in print?

The real Jack Reacher is 6'5 and 250 lbs, 0% body fat.  His pectorals are so massive and perfectly sculpted that one of them stops a BULLET from entering his chest cavity.  Tom Cruise is not this.  And to start with the 9th book in the series shows how unserious they are about adapting Jack Reacher's saga to the big…

The real Jack Reacher is 6'5 and 250 lbs, 0% body fat.  His pectorals are so massive and perfectly sculpted that one of them stops a BULLET from entering his chest cavity.  Tom Cruise is not this.  And to start with the 9th book in the series shows how unserious they are about adapting Jack Reacher's saga to the big…

You should turn to religion, otherwise there is no reason to bother with life at all.

You should turn to religion, otherwise there is no reason to bother with life at all.

Who do you write for?  The Times, right?

Who do you write for?  The Times, right?

Ha.  I love going to the Apple Store on Fifth Ave and reading my boss's emails for hours at a time.  There's no way they can possibly trace it and the geek squad there is obvlivious to the spying I am doing.

Ha.  I love going to the Apple Store on Fifth Ave and reading my boss's emails for hours at a time.  There's no way they can possibly trace it and the geek squad there is obvlivious to the spying I am doing.

I'm 32, turning 33 in February.  
I've never had as much money as I do now in my life, and that number is only going up. 
I go on vigorous 2 mile sprints in Prospect Park every morning and leave 19 year old hipsters in the dust. 
My diet consists of kale and the freshest cuts of fish from Whole Foods. 
My face is…

I'm 32, turning 33 in February.  
I've never had as much money as I do now in my life, and that number is only going up. 
I go on vigorous 2 mile sprints in Prospect Park every morning and leave 19 year old hipsters in the dust. 
My diet consists of kale and the freshest cuts of fish from Whole Foods. 
My face is…

That's not what the title of the book is referring to at all.  Thanks for playing.

That's not what the title of the book is referring to at all.  Thanks for playing.