The AV Club is officially out of touch.  How does that work?

Rimshot.  She's a beast of a hag now.  Never should have cast a woman in her thirties in that role.

World of Warcraft is still a thing?  Skyrim, BITCH.

Pretty sure Reagan saw this movie and declared that he no longer thought nuclear war could be won.  Might have saved the world.

@avclub-410987637793620466d1b0732bd7ed6d:disqus She turns 54 this year.  You're just splitting hairs at this point.

She hasn't been 50 since 2008.  Every year after 45 for a woman is like 10 normal ones.  So you can't round down like that.

@avclub-54d4cda5a907f7d4dd75662ab0199318:disqus I'm kind of surprised that there are so many.  Gawker's commenters are really into fashion and physical fitness.  That's not the vibe I get around here at all. :-/

Wow, a fellow Gawkerite on the AV Club.  Fuck yeah, Gawker kicks fucking ass.

Nothing sadder than a number 1 album that has no legs and careens down the charts. This is the case every time of these nostalgia acts tops the charts.

He was portrayed as spineless in The Insider, FWIW.

They ran a review of Nicki Minaj's new album on Sunday that pretty much heralded her as the most significant music icon since Elvis Presley.  The NYT is good for wrapping fish, not much else.

@avclub-f6ea5bbfb60747c44de83d0ed40ad1ce:disqus ha.  i don't think my parents have had sex in many years. As no one over 50 should.

You will not do better than Stupid Sexy Flanders for 10 minutes: 
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

That scene is pretty much porn.  I watched it with my parents over Christmas.  It's not awkward if your parents know you are having lots of sex. It's probably terrible if you are a celibate neckbeard who desperately wants to "jerk off" to it.

Nothing more annoying than "moderate" Republicans who only want to rape the country with their economic policies while divorcing themselves from wacky religious views.

Fuck off.

The fact that you are losing your temper over this shows that you probably know he's not going to do any time.  The grand jury might not even indict him.

I would probably stop pounding on the guy after I'd already beat him into submission.  I certainly wouldn't smash his head into concrete as he screamed out for help.

@avclub-da2cfbc3287da0f4f985aa7350b8831b:disqus Or Henry Krinkle.  Secret Signal for a Secret Service.

@avclub-10e60fa84b4c7c8d1f0c166bd731058a:disqus Yes.