Hey, who likes short shorts?

Kansas City, Missouri initially, with Kansas City, Kansas shortly afterward, followed by Missouri statewide and Kansas statewide.

My brewery is getting achingly, tantalizingly close to finally sending kegs out for distribution. Release dates being set, launch week events being planned. I'm exhausted but it's exciting stuff!

Any mention of Sudeikis's KU fandom requires me to post this picture, taken on the magical night of February 25, 2012:

They're almost identical. I'm nearly positive they have the exact same menu but with different names for various entrees.

There's also a lot of overlap between the anti-GMO people and the anti-vaccination folks

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I was in high school when Scream came out. My cousin and I must have rewound that scene when Rose McGowan enters the garage, with perky nips poking through her sweater for all of three seconds, twenty times.

Week Nine and the NFC South is still without a team above .500. Division leader New Orleans stands alone in first place at 4-5. What a dumpster fire.

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I'm still amazed that despite how many times I listened to Scott, Lapkus and Samberg sing it, I still stumble at recalling everything between "Going to Inglewood now" and "Take out your diiiicks."

Fuck Monopoly.

That seems like terrible advice. Just because somebody is bisexual, why would it automatically follow that he/she would be up for having a threesome in their monogamous relationship?

Star Wars: Too Many Wooks

I believe Junior and Ken Adelburg are both variations of Brendan Small's generic "foreign man" character from his early days, and yep, Victor definitely seems to share some of that DNA.

Borstein was definitely on the same wavelength as Scott, but for me her vibe was almost TOO similar to his. I thought something was lost by having two such tonally similar participants, and I found myself wishing for more contrast in the texture of their banter. Guests like Ben Schwartz or Jimmy Pardo are always on…

Wasn't Matt Groening, when he voiced himself, referred to as "Futurama creator Matt Groening" in the episode where they visit the Sci-Fi Con, making Futurama a TV show in Simpsons universe as well?

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. . . except the weasel.

Will I still like this if I haven't seen the first five Big Heros?

Missouri is certainly not without its puzzling and infuriating liquor laws either. One of the big ones for us: the state has a special production license for "Microbreweries" (which they define as fewer than 10,000 bbls produced annually). Great! Except. . . under a Microbrewers license the ABV of beer you're allowed…