Anybody old and Kansas enough to remember when they were the Gadjits?

Correction, Homer, you're the second.

DON'T MIND IF I DO! BLABELELELDAH!

Come, family. sit in the snow with daddy and let us all bask in TV's warm glowing warming glow.

Urge to kill… fading… fading… fading - RISING! Fading… fading… gone.

What's really disturbing are those people who insist on using the spelling Hallowe'en.

What's really disturbing are those people who insist on using the spelling Hallowe'en.

No TV and no beer make Homer. . . something something.

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

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I just lost it a moment ago when Ian Ziering jumped inside the shark and chainsawed his way out.

Almost literally zero chance of any Oscar attention, but certainly one of my favorites so far. It's such an absorbing experience and Carruth does so well at creating a unique, palpable atmosphere, that even if you find the obliqueness unapproachable (if just on first or second watch), it's still such an engaging film.

"Give me a name!"
"Weren't your parents supposed to do that?"

@Gjetostbuster:disqus When Rabin's good he's great, but towards the end of his AV run a lot of his criticism was extraordinarily lazy. Not least of all his Classic Simpsons write-ups, which, given the site's demographics were something a lot of us were looking forward to, and were almost always marked by glaring…

Grand Rapids probably, though that's kind of a stretch given both the distance  to and size of GR.

I passed through it, mainly to visit New Holland Brewery. It's a perfectly charming town with a pleasant old fashioned Main Street USA downtown, but people are almost creepily friendly. I could see it making for a good thriller setting.

It really is legendarily one of the worst reviews of all time. Full of descriptions of the plot like, "Vampires circle the moon and suck the hot stud's blood," which, while it sounds fascinating for a certain core demographic, is in no way something that actually happens at any point in the movie.

"Complex without being overwhelming" could be stamped on the label of pretty much every new Dogfish Head release these days.

Why would you name any beer Industrial ____? I get that they're probably going for the use in the sense of "industrial strength," but still the connotations are terrible.

I went to an interesting beer share over 4th of July weekend. It was all peach beers but nothing too sweet or fruity - mostly peach sours and lambics. Highlights were:

Ugh, seriously. And my landlord just raised the rent to $1350 for my damn one bedroom, grumble grumble.