Stop trying to make witch happen.

Now would be a good time to revisit Liberace's classic performace as the evil Chandell (AKA Fingers) on a two parter of 1966 episodes of Batman:

Yep, same here.  Felt like years in LA that they were just rerunning the shitty recent seasons but now, everything's coming up Milhouse at 11pm!

BEADS??

In other news, it's probably too late for the newswire but if you were planning on avoiding the new Tyler Perry movie, be aware that this may make you a  national security concern:

But you can be easily derailed during interviews when shown multiple copies of the Queen of Diamonds card.

Other perfect Late Night hosts, according to the AV Club:

He's commented here on occasion so I suppose he's been in the fray enough to make that judgement.

*Plays recording back*:

So ridiculously excited to see this.  I didn't read the review because I didn't want to have any idea about the plot, but from what I hear I could probably see it two or three times and not have any idea about the plot.

Is it the regular Old Stock or the Old Stock Cellar Reserve?  In either case, it will probably be better in a year or two, but if you only have one bottle, I've never seen the point of aging anything since you'll have no basis of comparison.

Unless you're a woman.  In which case, tell them you're not Jewish, and watch the patented Shiksa magic work its charms.

Beer Thread Ahoy hoy!

Nice try, AV Club, but this obviously isn't the real Amelie - she made critical statements regarding two separate reality programs. 

Eels is a great call, in all its truthful overdramaticness.  Particularly 'Now You're Really Living,' 'Ugly Love' and 'P.S. You Rock My World.'  And very much 'Things the Grandchildren Should Know':

For a long period of my life it was Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.  The protagonist's voice over, "Why do I fall in love with every woman who shows me the least bit of attention?" and his meek, fatalistic disposition to ride out even the worst of relationships due to complacency and self-doubt were character…

Did anybody else read his novel The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep and Never Had To? I thought it was quite beautiful and heartfelt.

Yeah, it's great for helping me keep track of what I've tried and finding out what beers are on tap where.  I've posted it before, but if anybody wants to add, this is me:

Anderson Valley Basil IPA sounds nice, but man, it drives me nuts when breweries like AV, Bear Republic and Lagunitas send all kinds of awesome beers out of state that we never actually see out here in CA where they're brewed.

We had new neighbors move into the apartment next to use last week.  They seem nice enough, but last night they kept us awake with their extremely loud sex for four and a half hours.  I'm not saying we haven't been guilty of making adjacent units curse the thin walls, but four and a half hours?? Come on!!