You should have said snarkness.  Who cares that it's not a word, it rhymes with darkness.

I'm a big fan of Sam's Barrel Room series, especially the Stony Brook Red.  How often do you see 750ml bottles of a legitimately funky sour for under $10?

I'm a big fan of Sam's Barrel Room series, especially the Stony Brook Red.  How often do you see 750ml bottles of a legitimately funky sour for under $10?

Pssst: he's not really George Costanza.

Pssst: he's not really George Costanza.

The Krampus itself is terrifying.  The Krampus beer is. . . eh, I think it's okay, but Helles Lager is not a style that benefits from imperializing IMO.

The Krampus itself is terrifying.  The Krampus beer is. . . eh, I think it's okay, but Helles Lager is not a style that benefits from imperializing IMO.

I heard she's just a big Chris Mullin fan.

I heard she's just a big Chris Mullin fan.

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus So he's Conan O'Brien?  Guy must be the ultimate perfectionist!

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus So he's Conan O'Brien?  Guy must be the ultimate perfectionist!

Sorry, I was in the can.

Sorry, I was in the can.

Seriously guys, that is not the Wallet Inspector.

Seriously guys, that is not the Wallet Inspector.

Wait a minute. . . Statue of Liberty. . .  that was our planet!  You maniacs!  You blew it up!  Damn you!  Damn you all to hell!!

Wait a minute. . . Statue of Liberty. . .  that was our planet!  You maniacs!  You blew it up!  Damn you!  Damn you all to hell!!

Doug Stanhope later came forward and admitted that blind item was about him.  Some people say he was either joking or taking the bullet for Louie, but if you prefer not to believe that story about CK, there's your out.

Doug Stanhope later came forward and admitted that blind item was about him.  Some people say he was either joking or taking the bullet for Louie, but if you prefer not to believe that story about CK, there's your out.

Jonathan Katz needs to be on Bob's Burgers.  Here's hoping his health allows a future appearance.