Nobody can accuse @avclub-70d31b87bd021441e5e6bf23eb84a306:disqus of not being timely!

Nobody can accuse @avclub-70d31b87bd021441e5e6bf23eb84a306:disqus of not being timely!

"What am I supposed to do with this ass? Show widescreen movies? I mean,
for fuck’s sake, that’s not an ass, that’s a continent and I am not a
satellite photographer.”

"What am I supposed to do with this ass? Show widescreen movies? I mean,
for fuck’s sake, that’s not an ass, that’s a continent and I am not a
satellite photographer.”

My take was that it was poking a bit of fun at what a spectacularly dull person Ed is that his idea of a wildly impetuous flight of fancy is to go into the dry cleaning business.

My take was that it was poking a bit of fun at what a spectacularly dull person Ed is that his idea of a wildly impetuous flight of fancy is to go into the dry cleaning business.

Well, what's wrong with being sexy?

Well, what's wrong with being sexy?

It also helps that it's not as Oscar bait-y as the other films on this list - just a classically made, old-fashioned large scale drama.

It also helps that it's not as Oscar bait-y as the other films on this list - just a classically made, old-fashioned large scale drama.

DYYYYYYEEEESS-NUGEEEEENT!!! makes a fair point with the comparison to Pearl Harbor though - intellectual consistency with their argument would demand that Parker and Stone admit that Bay's movie was objectively superior to their, since it was was more successfully embraced by the public.  And besides, their thesis in…

DYYYYYYEEEESS-NUGEEEEENT!!! makes a fair point with the comparison to Pearl Harbor though - intellectual consistency with their argument would demand that Parker and Stone admit that Bay's movie was objectively superior to their, since it was was more successfully embraced by the public.  And besides, their thesis in…

1.  Write an overly critical screed lambasting a show commenters all remember fondly.
2.  ???
3.  Profit!

1.  Write an overly critical screed lambasting a show commenters all remember fondly.
2.  ???
3.  Profit!

The "Metallica Promotes a Magic Body-Switching Movie" sketch is a pretty fantastic one-off.

The "Metallica Promotes a Magic Body-Switching Movie" sketch is a pretty fantastic one-off.

"What'd I get up to?"

"What'd I get up to?"

The ID laws also disproportionately affect minorities and low-income voters because, apart from the costs of the ID itself, there's also the issue of getting to a place that issues them, when many of those affected don't have cars or live along public transportation routes.  And even if they do, compelling them to…

The ID laws also disproportionately affect minorities and low-income voters because, apart from the costs of the ID itself, there's also the issue of getting to a place that issues them, when many of those affected don't have cars or live along public transportation routes.  And even if they do, compelling them to…