Even when it did
Playvideos all day long
MTV still sucked.

Sir Mix-a-lot and
Mudhoney of Seattle
Jamming together

Few Fleming titles
Are left for Bond films, but still
There is Risico

Some say it has one
And some say two syllables
But three is just wrong

Seagal
Nguyen's lawsuit proves
Actor Steven Seagal is
Not Above the Law

It's my life, my heart
Is like an open highway
I did it my way

Bender once said, "Now
no one can say I don't own
John Larroquette's spine."

TBS Network
Home of the Atlanta Braves
And Lopez Tonight

Quickly we forget
Arnold's lead role in that film
Known as The Stupids

The Simpsons Episode
Had its moments but
the Green Mile parody
Was 10 years too late

Dignified Newman
Makes the film work, but there's still
Hanks' silly moustache

Designing Women:
Ann Potts was hot, and Meschach
Starred in Mannequin

Careless article
Beginning the second line
Ruined the haiku

Sex and the City
Part Two, in which the ladies
Search for Curly's Gold

A bit of Reefer
Completes the summer evening
After hard day's work

An all-male final
Works not for the producers
Hence Bangs stays around.

Connery, Thurman
And Fiennes, yet the movie was
A pile of shit

Fish-stick Gwyn Paltrow
Easy to hate on, but was
Hot in Iron Man

The Family Guy
A stream of non-sequitur jokes
Was never welcome