This doesn't look tacky at all

These kind of wall-to-wall vicious reviews must be hard for the star of Phantoms, Gigli and Pearl Harbor to take.

Nice how they played homage to the original by making the black character a street-smart, non-scientist. Progressive stuff.

I didn't realise Newswire would be taking part in 1993 Week.

These shows sound godorkwful.

So true. When I first saw the video to "We Can't Stop", my monocle fell directly into my glass of slightly chilled Hiedsieck 1907 Diamant Bleu cuvée.

His brother Merle.

I'm guessing Catherine is not a fan of 'In The Air Tonight' either.

*PUNCHES WALL*

J.D. actually stands for Juicy Dick.

Hair Force: None

The Oscar Bait Of Benjamin Stiller

Don't Stop Believin' is still a thing?

I'm assuming the decision to film the entire movie in one field was an artistic rather than budgetary one.

I know it's gonna rain when you die of CANCERAIDS

A stable?

They rang every male artist in the Billboard Book of Hit Singles (2004 Edition) and he was the only one that called back.

I don't think anyone would mind if you quietly retired this feature.

Choked ON vomit.

Poor Tina. Having to chose between your best friend and the chance to make the show you've always dreamed of making.