He was hired to replace General McCrystal, right?

Agreed, but the whore jokes should stay front and center.

That's actually Spitzer's head? I thought it was one of those huge foam mascot heads.

Better than Staten Island, amiright?

If they come at you with a tape player, you pull an iPod
If they video-tape your premier you record their arraignment in HD

Bite me?

Yar!

He does have an annoying habit of calling his penis "The magic wand"

Liberace gay.

Diabeetus, you have to say "No Homo" after saying stuff like that.

Oh Hitler, you scamp.

This is some sort of strange reverse Harold and Kumar fantasy come to life.

Maybe they can hide im some sort of attic. Wait, that didn't turn out great the last time.

Um, what about Beck?

If only I had invented the fing-longer…

Nana NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

She looks pretty damn good to me. It adds another dimension to her for those of us who only think of The Golden Girls when BW is mentioned.

I'd like to thank her for being a friend

It sounds like he's tapping into Spielberg's 'Amazing Stories'.

Tron 2 did it.