Do Slurpees make kids want to drink frozen girly drinks too?

We refered to it as a kamakaze 'round these parts. But yeah, orange soda is a bit over-powering.

Buy the DVD. It's the "shocking alternative ending". It also involves a clock raping a teapot or some such thing.

The Waffle House is unintentional dinner theater.

Do I have to wear Bruno Malis?

That sounds good, but replace the wine with scotch.

I'M OUT OF ORDER?!?!?
YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!! THE WHOLE DAMN SYSTEM IS OUT OF ORDER!!!

Maybe you wanna get out and push!

But if we gang-banged those women with condoms, wouldn't the pope cry, or something?

I've always had good luck with Alton's recipes. Emeril's, however, have always turned out like over-seasoned dog turds.

Thanks CN, it's out 1st and we're just a couple years older than you were. Can't wait till she's old enough to go on the back of the bike.

Mele Kalikimaka

It means JKL is probably about to be dumped due to shitty ratings.

Kim's sex tape was pretty boring. Even on the standards of a sex tape. If these women were really brave they'd star in a snuff fim.

3D TV + being stoned + Yo Gabba Gabba = AWESOME!

I have a few weeks until I'm going to be elbow deep in baby crap. I certainly don't need to see a movie about it.

spicoli323, that's why I joined the team.

The wallet or Courtney?

That can only happen if he changed the lyrics, melody and rhythm.

Or Extenz scientists