I totally mis-read that. I just started banging Mckenzie Phillips dad.

They could re-make "Chopping Mall". A post-consumerist society looking back on how our twin obsessions of security and material goods will bring us all to an end. Or just a chance to see gore with some teen sex thrown in.

No, get him a bucket-list!

When are we going to see the Stay-cation horror films?

Maybe it escaped from a zoo.

I guess that woulr make Live the The 1910 Fruitgum Company.

Are you easily embarassed?

Those that don't like The Smiths are crumb-bums.

Cat scratch fever!

ESPN has poker on during prime-time.

But how will we all now that dirty secret to please our men?

I'd look mad too if I had to fuck a Swedish ex-bikini model for the rest of my life.

Eeyore's here for this "Donkey Punch" he heard so much about.

:sneez:

I developed a pedo crush on Cany Bure. Of course, she would have been the sweet, sweet pedophile.

I'd pay him to fight Xibit, but it'd probably devolve into the two of them slapping each other at arms-length.

I'm outta here. Would any of the women in here care for a ride in my Mercedes?

Ah, the fat-chick's favorite song at the club during the early '90's

The follow project better be 'Sorry!'

It was all just a test of your faith.