More like an invitstion ON your afternoon bbq!

Is this his way of saying 'Put me in a reality show, please'?

The hyperbole in here is driving me insane. I've told you guys a zillion times to tone down the exagerations! Terrorst bastards!

OH, LOOK THE CHURCH, IT'S GETTING CLOSER!

Although Roger Friedman says that it's easier than going out in the rain, after the last X-Men movie, I'd rather just stand in the rain with my mouth open.

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man is pretty cool. Can't beat the Don Johnson (I've tried).

Truly, a Christ like figure.

I can only accept this if Captain Lou Albano is his manager.

Next, Sumo Rasslin'!

I'd puch a mime. Does that count?

I'd hit that with my rhythm stick!

Die in a tauntaun!

H-Salt dammit!

Horse whip the little man. Death should be ironic!

Don't forget:

Kill it, kill it with fire!

JVS we're talking about MAJOR league baseball, not the national league.

Do you guys still burn people at the stake?

There's the f-ing Bruins in the play-offs.

One word…leg warmers!