Gummy Joe, where would you be without our dental plan?

And I about Hunter S Thompson.

Q: What more can you ask out of life?

Fookin' 'ell!

Can I point out here that my wife initiated sex last night when I was asleep? I'm the victim here!

I had to stop* watching football because if I found myself spending 3 hours - 2 of which are commercials, natch - of a lovely weekend day watching roided up meatheads pummeling each other over an oddly shaped ball I might have doubts about how I was spending my limited time on Earth

If you want to make a comment on how awesome but batshit crazy America is, where else are you going to go?

One year and ten months, Ace.

And for that mid to late-90s internet flavor, the show can pause for several minutes at a time to buffer.

They will say it takes place in Minneapolis but in every exterior shot you will be able to see palm trees and mountains.

Wasn't that actually a sequel to that other Disney live action classic The Shaggy B.M.?

When it came out I was 17 years old and I fucking hated it. However everyone tells me I'm wrong so what do I know? I am in no rush to see it again, I can tell you.

Clint Eastwood would probably fit this description too (not the go-go dancer part, of course) since he got his start playing old-West yahoo Rowdy Yates on the Rawhide TV series.

It has to be one of the biggest surprises in the history of Hollywood that an apparent daffy lightweight TeeVee go-go dancer like Goldie Hawn would go on to have a fairly respectable film career spanning decades. Weird.

And if I don't want people to know I'm a anti-social loser with trival obsessions then I should even more time on the AVClub.

The last two seasons I decide to give it the ol' college try and I watch it with my wife (who loves this show) and after about three episodes I roll my eyes one too many time and give up. And, yes, I intend to give in another go. I like the idea of this show a lot more than the execution and I keep hoping they'll get…

This show is to history as Fringe was to science.

I especially liked how Icky said that the Hessians were fanatically devoted to the King of England.

Speaking of that: don't police departments have minimum height requirements?

Classic Poe.