@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus - well, obviously.

I don't like those odds.

Movies about hostage situations, eh?

And Songs in the Greater Key Of Sodom is one of Liberace's

I love that the Buger of the Day jokes usually work in two ways in that the puns are usually pretty funny on their own but also in that the burgers themselves usually sound nearly inedible.

Yeah basically it boiled down to the writers making fun of the developmentally disabled actor on a much funnier, more relatable and better written show. Which would have been OK, I guess, if they could have at least been funny about it, which they weren't.

You'll be punished brutally for that opinion. And I mean really brutal. Weird stuff. Butt stuff.

Indeed. I really have nothing to show from a bag of weed or a tropical vacation than a pleasant memory (or lack thereof, depending on the weed). However, I DO know when using my money to buy these things more or less what kind of experience (generally pleasant) I'm going to get. With gambling, you don't even know…

When I was a kid me and some friends had a fort kind of like that. And, yes, we did spray paint the inside and it was awesome.

"The Cauliflower is Cumin From Inside the House" burger is an instant classic. I had to pause the show for a minute because I was laughing so hard at that.

I honestly don't know. They work with my wife, not me.

@avclub-6dddefa904a8f33be48aaa7f09f23fa3:disqus - It's a burrito without the tortilla. You can get them at any Chipotle's (not that I ever do)

Yeah. Good luck with that.

To each his own but I'll just spend my disposable income on weed and the occasional trip to someplace tropical and on the beach, thank you very much.

I've tried it. The best way I can put it is: I'm a fairly lucky guy but I don't have that kind of luck. I've fallen ass-backwards into a good relationship, a well paying career, a nice but suprisingly inexpensive home, but when money is on the line in a game of chance I ALWAYS lose. Always.

I almost don't count poker and blackjack as real gambling because there is acutal skill involved. Almost.

My favorite Vegas memory was renting a car and driving the 3 hour trip to Zion National Park to spend the day hiking away from the noise and the lights.

@avclub-130f14e3e5c0263f013b56d8c212f26a:disqus - The telling detail here is that the folks in distress had a connection to my wife who all agree is a far superior human being than my own bad self. I did agree to the loan, but that's only because I've got fat stacks of gansta cash

I worked with a guy who blew his entire pre-Christmas paycheck on a system for winning at craps he thought he'd prefected. And, yes, this guy had three small children.

No. Just an addiction to basic human decency and empathy. It will be my undoing someday but I know of no other way to make life on this shitball we call Earth bearable.