The man was a master of the Military Hardware Fetishism yarn.

It's a spectrum of things really. The red diaper doesn't help.

I do believe in spooks,
I do believe in spooks,
I do I do I do believe in spooks.

I was discussing this with a coworker and he reminded me of Clear and Present Danger which was a pretty good read too. I fucking hated Patriot Games however. That was the last Clancy I bothered to read.

That's adorable. My mom read us Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when I was a little kid. That must be why I ended up such a pussy.

I liked The Hunt For Red October quite a bit. And I hereby forever forgive him for all the other shitty books of his I read because that first one so good and I mistakenly figured he might have another good one in him.

Shit. I can't believe how much I still miss that show.

I thought it was a pretty stupid ending but I liked watching it anyway because Lost was always a pretty stupid show (it had immortal characters, magic numbers and a monster made out of fucking smoke, people) that was generally pretty entertaining nonetheless. So, although I wish they could have ended it better, the…

Fuckin' Obama and his Sharia Law again!

Maybe I'm just being bitter and contemptuous, but I thought that was funny as hell.

It's his half-brother, Dick Miffed.

Yar!

It's a show that hipsters will all be insisting they've always hated by this time next year.

Shit man, reading that gave me irony burns on my eyes!

Stupid parents. What'd they ever do for you?!

I still feel bad the pretty girl who hid the phone in her vagina got killed. She was so young with so many more years of hiding things in her vagina ahead of her.

Special appearance by Dawes?

It's a thematic mention in that the compilation of these lists is obviously so anarchic a process.

Seven years of tribulations and a movie of despair!

I agree. That white eyeball full of sand was like a classic Fringe gross out