Methamphetamine! Cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!

"Roger used to call this the Jew Room."

If anyone's an advance man for the Aluminum Nazi Hell Creatures, it's Cutler.

Pete walks into Creative: "Say … isn't that 'Freedom Rock'?"

He could be two things! /quimby

There's always money in the melamine stand….

She refers to it as her "strategic hamlet."

Which one? There's a whole wall of them in Ted Chaough's office: http://bit.ly/15jNOvx

The Relax-Incisor.

At first I thought she was going in for some mass-marketed Marxism, then I remembered she hated when her dad Trotsky Calvet slung that shit.

The song was later arrested for breaking into the Drapers' apartment.

"Here's your basket of stitches!"

Scott Walker was unfortunately unavailable for the flashback.

It's Orange Sunshine.

After Ted's liver dies, they'll pick up the Speak & Spell account so Ted can tap out PRAY FOR TED CHAOUGH on it.

Roger, tripping balls while checking in at the hotel: "PLEASE! SOMEBODY TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING LAMPSHADES!"

Soothes the pain of an orchiectomy.

A Canadian who Frenches!

"SHUTTLES DON'T JUST EXPLODE, MOTHER. THIS IS AMERICA!"

If this means we find out Joan's ex has a cousin named Zonker, bring it on.