Broomin' out the Parthenon? You better believe that's a broomin'.

SKINNER CANNED

"Has the whole world gone gay?!"

Imagine if Johnny Two-Times had narrated GoodFellas? Film would be nine hours long.

"Which one is Milhouse?"

This is the end. The end of dog racing.

Make sure you never, ever pull his lever.

He can't live without his radio. The hat, however, is negotiable.

It was the Comedian, period. He was doing a stateside tour after Doc Manhattan subjugated Nam in a month and change.

Tune in next week, when she pulls out Bobby's heartplug.

I can't bear the thought that we're gonna see Harry pass her desk the morning of April 5, fail to avoid making eye contact, and begin stammering his way through an apology.

BLOWJOBS AND PIZZA, BAM-A-LAM

"Take a dump and you're half-way there
Down on St. Mark's or in Rog-er's chair!"

Heh heh heh! It's funny 'cause I don't know him!

It was indeed. What. A. Bunch. Of. Clowns.

Quinctilius Varus, WHERE ARE MY EAGLES?!

"Who wouldn't like that? To be part of the music scene?"

"Uch … It's too hot today."

Orders from Captain Zeep.

You better hope to God there's some Thorazine in that bag, or you're gonna be in bad fucking trouble!