Gabby Hayes big!

Gabby Hayes big!

CHURCHILL!!!

CHURCHILL!!!

"Cum-in-taters"! Ball 'em, baste 'em, stick 'em with your stew!

"Cum-in-taters"! Ball 'em, baste 'em, stick 'em with your stew!

A knight without a jock!

A knight without a jock!

It's only a model.

It's only a model.

The actor who played young Mordred provided me with one of my best MST3K moments. My roommate was watching the film for the nth time, when it got to the part just before he insta-ages into older Mordred:

The actor who played young Mordred provided me with one of my best MST3K moments. My roommate was watching the film for the nth time, when it got to the part just before he insta-ages into older Mordred:

We saw this in my otherwise stodgy Catholic school for AP English class. Wasn't one of those cases where they figured, "Eh, it's about King Arthur, no sex to be found here!" The brother who showed it damn well knew what lay ahead.

We saw this in my otherwise stodgy Catholic school for AP English class. Wasn't one of those cases where they figured, "Eh, it's about King Arthur, no sex to be found here!" The brother who showed it damn well knew what lay ahead.

As long as she didn't refer to your joint as "the riddle of steel."

As long as she didn't refer to your joint as "the riddle of steel."

Everyone picks "O, Fortuna" to screw, get married, pick up an award, or ride into battle to. What of the rest of the Carmina Burana? Where in cinema are the sex scenes set to, say, the part told from the viewpoint of a swan being roasted on a spit?

Everyone picks "O, Fortuna" to screw, get married, pick up an award, or ride into battle to. What of the rest of the Carmina Burana? Where in cinema are the sex scenes set to, say, the part told from the viewpoint of a swan being roasted on a spit?

"Aw HELL no!"

"Aw HELL no!"