But did she blow you first?

But did she blow you first?

Too bad. I was hoping to find out how the chicken fingers tasted with the Franch dip.

Too bad. I was hoping to find out how the chicken fingers tasted with the Franch dip.

"Just like a young man, coming in for a kvikie, I feel so unsyatisvied."

"Just like a young man, coming in for a kvikie, I feel so unsyatisvied."

I believe you're thinking of Ashley Dredd.

I believe you're thinking of Ashley Dredd.

Looks like this Wolf [puts on sunglasses] isn't solving anyone's problems.

Looks like this Wolf [puts on sunglasses] isn't solving anyone's problems.

I swear I am not making this up: My mom saw Rosemary's Baby when she was pregnant with me.

I swear I am not making this up: My mom saw Rosemary's Baby when she was pregnant with me.

Was honestly expecting a big red NYET across Viggo's face for this one.

Was honestly expecting a big red NYET across Viggo's face for this one.

From 2009: Tom Scharpling and Paul F. Tompkins react to that year's Gathering ad.

From 2009: Tom Scharpling and Paul F. Tompkins react to that year's Gathering ad.

"Delinquo—dead?"
"Delinquo is dead."

"Delinquo—dead?"
"Delinquo is dead."

You pay each time you pop?! Where do you live, Singapore?

You pay each time you pop?! Where do you live, Singapore?