"Gas Cloud" sounds like a horror movie in the Seinfeld movieverse. Possibly the follow-up in a "Sack Lunch" double feature.

Dispatch War Rocket Ajax to bring back his BOTHY!

To this day, I don't know how he survived the Mrs. Featherbottom attempted umbrella flight:

The cartoon cat sidekick voiced by Danny DeVito was the best part of The Last Action Hero.

I occasionally wonder if Christina Hendricks would make a good Barb Jahelka in an American Tabloid adaptation. Which would probably have to be a 12-part cable miniseries to do it justice.

It's easier just to bracket a whole paragraph.

American Tabloid.

I heard "We gotta get out of this place," shortly before incinerating his commanding officer and skipping back to the States on a lie.

Diner food and mocking coworkers are the make-up sex of office arguments.

We'll have to check the Bullshit Reenactment.

Surly Don only watches out for one guy: Surly Don.

Boom Boom Mancini seems born for this gag.

Now I need to rent Robocop and Running Man.

The film so bad, you'll want a bereavement discount.

I figured he took a patrol boat up the Nung River.

Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?!

I like where this is going. Ligeti. Ligeti. Lig-get-ti.

Which Bobby Draper actor would be Minilla/Godzuki? Or would that be Sally?

I'm gonna need to hear Lane say, "I … much … fear … trouble … in … the … fuselage … Frederick" the next time Don and Lane fly off on some wacky adventure.

Arundel: With a strong element of Rose McGowan, especially in the cleft chin.