By saying "Friends don't let friends fuck conservatives" do you include the Log Cabin Republicans, which lobbied for years and assisted in the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell?" And if that's the case, does that mean I can let friends fuck members of President Obama's Department of Justice, who fought viciously…

Alice Donut. Though they screwed themselves by breaking up in '95 right around the time they were getting notice outside people who went to Alternative Tentacles shows, I'm still amazed that with all the other quirky shit that people jumped on in the mid-90s, people didn't jump all over them.