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Well it's an insurance company, so… almost.

The Narrator

I don't usually buy toys, but I am definitely getting a Captain Phasma action figure.

And the salmon ladder!

I dunno bro, I liked Sherlock Holmes well enough bro. I think I might go see this bro. I have nothing to do this weekend bro.

Hopefully your reboot is in the MCU so that you can adapt his Avengers/New Avengers/Secret Wars run as a follow up.

I think I might see this movie bro.

You're really jumping around if you read Endgame without Death of the Family.

I pretty much skipped Wraith. He barely factors into the main series anyway.

That second movie would be like 40 hours long.

(Mostly) off the top of my head…

My parents let me have soda. I never wanted it.

Beer smells great. Hops and stuff. Soda smells like chemicals with some sugar.

I'm imagining the taste and smell of the beer I had without all that carbonation ruining it and it's amazing.

Maybe we can get the girl from Jane The Virgin to be on every show?

I might have had some seltzer water when I was young.

I've never had soda before. It smells weird.

IT STINGS!