It's like an assault on your tongue from the second it enters your mouth.

Do you know how fucking insane everyone who drinks carbonated beverages is?

So I had a carbonated drink for the first time in my life today. Why the hell do people like that? The beer part was good though, but I don't think I'll be drinking it very often.

Meh.

This makes me indescribably happy.

The Arcane Kids just put out a new Sonic the Hedgehog game that, much like Bubsy Visit's the James Turrell Retrospective, is almost indescribable. The password is grandpa.

The full match with someone holding the best sign ever in the crowd.

Okay, I'll start yelling at you to read The Omega Men. Tom King is one of my new favourite writers, so expect me to yell at you to read The Vision when it starts this fall.

I thought I had to go to work at 5, but I double checked just in case and it turns out I have to go in at 1 but I didn't have any clean pants for work so I had to wash them and take them out of the dryer before they were finished so now I'm going to work with slightly damp pants. I hope this is the worst part of my…

I listened to CAN. I played Super Smash Bros. like I do pretty much every weekend. Also I had a really great chimichanga for dinner on Saturday, can I count that? Because it was great.

Why would you upgrade after less then a month? I'm waiting until at least October to upgrade.

1. Not much.
2. With someone I shouldn't have?
3. Everything.
4. I don't like them
5. Look at those cavemen go
6. Not really
7. When I tell you you can
8. No
9. I'm not sure
10. New Wave
11. No
12. No
13. Nine
14. No
16. No
17. Nothing
18. No
19. No
20. Yes

Yes I did!

I like it in cans too.

I've never read those things. In unrelated news, I gotta get some new pillows.

I can only assume you mean Aegean Okra lovers.

Hey Ege Bamyasi, if you're still out there, I get your name now and it's awesome.

I want to read Infinite Jest, but it scares me because it'll take me five years to read it.

I forget Gotham exists sometimes. I would hope they would get Bryan Singer to help develop it at least, but I'm sure they won't.

It was just an elaborate set up and played right into it.