So I'm confused. Is "Bear City" starring the masturbating bear from Conan, or chubby, hairy gay dudes?

Some metropolitan areas aren't so lucky.
"Might we see a nuanced storyline about a hotshot ambulance driver falling in love with a down-on-her-luck Ruby Tuesday waitress?"

Really? I would think people would know them best for "The Distance."
Wasn't the "Skirt/Jacket" video just them playing the song for people on the street and asking their opinions on it? Or was there an alternate video?

Yes, but will they play Grendel live?
Of course this happens when I'm out of the country.

That's some make-up
They succeeded in making Johnny Depp look like Elijah Wood. I am thoroughly disturbed now. Gonna have some awesome dreams tonight!

Actually, the vomit would be fitting for Vegas, so never mind that.

There are so many things wrong with that painting, I don't know where to start. The mixed up casino placement? The trees? The colors? The projectile vomit just below the frame?

Priorities
So Lauren can't pay her medical school tuition, but she can afford to live in a place like 4616 Melrose? God forbid you live less than walking distance from the clubs and such. Not that you'd walk there.

I live 1.5 hours from Dubai
She'll fit right in with some of the detestable ex-pats there. It may be worth watching to see how trashy she can make an abayya (the long, black frock that the Gulf women wear). Maybe a couple rips here and there and "That's Hot" written across the ass…in pink, of course. Also, a giant…

Lego longing
I'm still waiting for my parents to buy me that Lego monorail set.

Now that they're done protecting our children from gay marraige…
801 area code?
So you go in loving porn, and come out rooting for BYU, huh?