It's like the Arab Spring, except Mubarak won…

It's like the Arab Spring, except Mubarak won…

I think the person who needs to be charged with assault is her stylist, know what I'm sayin' girls? I mean, YEEE-OUCH!! Who picked her earrings—William Shatner!? lol

I think the person who needs to be charged with assault is her stylist, know what I'm sayin' girls? I mean, YEEE-OUCH!! Who picked her earrings—William Shatner!? lol

Yoko Ono must be an avid Call of Duty player on Xbox Live.

Yoko Ono must be an avid Call of Duty player on Xbox Live.

I'm like a fame addict, but with crack.

I'm like a fame addict, but with crack.

He's Chevy Chase and WE'RE NOT (thank God)!!!

He's Chevy Chase and WE'RE NOT (thank God)!!!

Count:  "Twelve years old, thirteen years old, fourteen years old, fifteen years old, sixteen years old, seventeen years old, EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!

Count:  "Twelve years old, thirteen years old, fourteen years old, fifteen years old, sixteen years old, seventeen years old, EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!

The next time I see my postman, I'll get right up in his face and yell, "YOU WORK FOR ME NOW!!!!"

The next time I see my postman, I'll get right up in his face and yell, "YOU WORK FOR ME NOW!!!!"

Great! My spec script, "Double-Stuffed Fuck Whores," is one step closer to going to pilot!

Great! My spec script, "Double-Stuffed Fuck Whores," is one step closer to going to pilot!

MORE than okay! You just described the CEO of Coors specific fetish!

MORE than okay! You just described the CEO of Coors specific fetish!

Sometimes I wonder if Harrison Ford is so world-weary because he's had his family taken from him so often in movies that he has no attachment to anything anymore. Just imagine reenacting the kidnapping of your loved ones over and over again, 12 hours a day, for many decades, then being financially rewarded for going…

Sometimes I wonder if Harrison Ford is so world-weary because he's had his family taken from him so often in movies that he has no attachment to anything anymore. Just imagine reenacting the kidnapping of your loved ones over and over again, 12 hours a day, for many decades, then being financially rewarded for going…