I'm surprised by how many people are surprised I've never seen a Law and Order episode. I think I've seen bits of an episode from the Vincent D'Onofrio era, but other than that, it just never came up, and I feel okay with that!

Life is meaningless and so are all status symbols, material goods, internet comments, feelings of sympathy, and expressions of solidarity. Hit "Like" if you agree!!!!

The guy I just ran over and buried in a ditch but oh God he's got a badge in his wallet and oh shit oh shit he's a cop and I really really need something to take his place and I hope his family and co-workers are not too observant

Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North

Haley Paige

if the hulk gave me a handjob, would my cock turn into a diamond????

Oh, Kermit. If only you were on the side of the true martyrs for the cause, like Mickey Mouse in "Tomorrow's Pioneers":  http://youtu.be/m3vGDmdEP_0

I'm a bit late to the party (because I watch Mad Men on iTunes), but did the Don-Megan story remind anyone else of L'Avventura? The Howard Johnson's definitely had that big, imposing vibe that the remote island had in that movie. I almost thought they were going to go all out and have Don never find Megan.

Could you imagine a better day than trippin balls with Roger Sterling?

Thanks for this. Goatse was an integral part of my childhood, and now that I see the face behind the ass, I feel as if I've gone home again.

I've always thought that Johnny Depp was pretty much Judge Holden in real life. Mostly because his movies always contain those weird asides declaring that it is good and just for the white man to slaughter his racial inferiors.

Duck Flockerman
Pop Rockerman
Rock Jockerman
Sony Walkerman
Got Milkerman
Big Mackerman

Yowza, what a depressing bit of TV that was, and I loved it! Probably one of my favorite episodes so far.

Good riddance! This guy's mouth always bothered me:

Agree with your edits, except that this episode clicked for me the first time. I really loved it. In fact, it nearly brought me to tears. I've said it before in the comments, but I don't know if there's ever been a show that takes its "weird" characters' emotions so seriously.

What to Expect When You're Expecting a Mercenary Cash-in on a Non-Fiction Book That Doesn't Lend Itself to Narrative Film but Was Made Into One Anyway

*prosthetic film financing contract gets cut off*

Ah yes, Beethoven's Ninth! The perfect music during which to finger a girl in driver's ed!

Awesome! This technology would be perfect for my Duke Nukem live-action role playing group!!!!

A man caught relieving himself on a piece of rope:  Wee, doo, knot…so?