In 2002, I got married on my front porch to this song. It was 100 degrees out and people were melting. I almost felt bad for the people witnessing us exchange vows

Colonel Mustard
Anyone notice that when we first see The Captain, he is wearing yellow? A possible reference to Clue from two episodes ago.

Last words to my dad
Unfortunately, the last conversation I had with my dad before he died was about how that queer (Perez Hilton)(my dad's words not mine) tried to ruin Miss California. I am still pissed about it.