Better yet: FRANK STALLONE!

Frank Stallone could star in his own spin-off "The Even More Expendables". Well, until he gets killed ten minutes in.

I say prison for the third one. Charlie Day's squeaky voice would work for the obligatory violations-of-the-anus gag.

Instant favorite when I *finally* saw it this spring. I swear, if I ever get to travel time to give my teenage self the wake-up call he needed, I'm binging this DVD. (I think we were past VHS then).

They are the anti-Spinal Tap.

I was a loyal nu-metal enthusiast going into HS when this came out. HATED pop-punk just for the sake of teen cliquish bullshit. (Because, y'know, nu-metal was so much more legit.) Can't bring that hate now. If only things to give a shit about were so simple now.

…and o course, "Office Space".