bump up the nuts
This seems like it should be an expression. I am picturing it as something a high school football coach would yell at his team, along the lines of "Man up!" or "get in his face!" or something.

We just might live the good life yet.

Perhaps this was a stealth first? The first Admiral Stockdale reference in AVclub history?

I think that GOOP is some kind of dense gel made of congealed smug. I'm not sure if it washes off, and engaging in battle with the GOOP Nation will, in all likelihood, leave us all covered in secondhand GOOP. One must unfurl his or her Gallagher concert drop-cloth, as the watermelons of pretension are smashed.

Off-Topic GOOP
From an interview with Gwyneth Paltrow in the Telegraph:

I couldn't disagree more. There is a lot wrong with Funyuns. I enjoy a good play on words as much as the next guy, but not enough to choke down this overprocessed so-called food. I think that Funyuns are actually formed from a paste consisting of onion salt and fine sawdust.

Where's your Messiah now, Flanders? Nyeah. . .

Southland Tales
Southland Tales is a terrible movie.

I just don't want you spending all of your money getting her all glittered up for easter.

chick-a-pay

Seven Pounds 2: The Legend of Curly's Pancreas

Jokes from the Morning Zoo trashcan with Jay Leno

Sawdust & Mildew
"a serious drama about a man with mental illness searching for his missing daughter, set against the backdrop of the Three Mile Island disaster"