Parks and Rec has been shitty for a long, long time now. The last time I remember it being good was when Leslie gave some campaign speech on a stage. But, all of a sudden, it's fucking back. Both of these episodes were peak season 3 goodness. I will even forgive the few moments at the end of the first episode of April…

you seem like you're really into good art. you are just the right amount of serious.

He is completely joking at the same time as being completely serious. It's called 'good art'.

it worked.

IM POSTING THIS COMMENT JUST SO I CAN HAVE A LINK TO MY ACCOUNT PAGE. IT IS NO LONGER AT THE TOP OF THE SITES DESIGN. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I CAN ACCESS MY COMMENTS. I HOPE THIS WORKS.

Of course you're right, knowing who a non-blockbuster actor is is extremely nerdy to the vast majority of people.

I went on a second date with a girl that went fairly well, and at the end I awkwardly asked if I could kiss her, and she said she was sort-of dating someone else and wants to take it slow. The question is, do I ask her out again the next weekend, or wait a longer period of time? Do I wait for her to ask me out? Advice.

Yes.

Chevy Chase is a one of a kind, brilliant comedy savant. He has the purest instincts for delivery I've ever seen. But he is also a completely empty vessel that, without a script, is not just humorless, but anti-funny. Chevy improvising is just him pretending to be confused or calling you gay.

because you're crying! and because that's abnormal so you need an excuse! and because you're aware of this and understand it's funny you feel this way! i get it! only part i don't get is why you are perpetuating this instead of overcoming it. all for some stupid joke that you've seen a hundred times and that we've…

LOL ! Fresh joke bro, did you make that up?

Shut the fuck up. Stop perpetuating the idea that being in touch with your emotions is something to apologize for by making lame ass, overplayed jokes about how it'd be totally funny if there was a non-emotional excuse for this emotion, cuz right guys, we are all a uncomfortable with crying, right, right?? FUCK YOU…

It was totally gay to be into Power Rangers where I was from. But I think we were all secretly into them.

Nah, I was just kidding back there, Pepsi Jr. is a massive dick. But the only way to handle him is to placate him a bit, toss him around, undermine his project of destruction through complimenting him, etc.

He's just having fun with you. It's Pepsi Jr. He's cute.

Conan is an entitled dick. Trying to be inspirational, he once said something to the effect of, "don't complain, you can do anything you want, just work hard! nothing is holding you back!" And there was this smarm and arrogance to it, like he himself was proof positive that everyone who isn't successful is just a…

That sound is the worst sound in the world. That craggy voice…

least it was a dude.

Die. And bring everyone else who refers to humans as 'parties' with you.

You're a terrible person.