Conan, if you're going to do something with FOX just write for The Simpsons again. It'd be great. Thanks.

Why would the Home Builder's Organization want to develop another Scandinavian crime novel? Couldn't they instead use that money to help the Bluth family through their crisis?

I didn't see it coming. It surprised me more than the ending of Oldboy.

I hope one of the sisters stabs the other sister, then goes on to perform, then realizes she actually stabbed herself.

You could have been mommy's cool boyfriend, but you failed.

Is TV racist?: Why does it have to be native american burial bround?

Remember that movie where people couldn't have children called Children of Men? What a beautiful and idealized future.

I'm more amazed that there's a spacecraft called Virgin Galactic and that there's a spaceport called Spaceport America than I am about a celebrity going to space.

I'm sorry, I have no idea what you are talking about.

I can't wait for David Blane to bust out a pen and paper and go through Hawking's theorem of Hawking Radiation essentially, disproving it before the man's eyes.

Yup. On a serious note, not even kidding, the priest at my Catholic grade school was arrested for trying to solicit a male prostitute who was actually an undercover cop. It was then revealed that said priest molested a whole bunch of boys at our gradeschool.

While reading this newswire,
I masturbated in front of a boys school choir.

I should have said he needs to be in starring roles. If Bruce Campbell WAS Spiderman, he could have saved it. Just imagine this scene with Bruce Campbell

It's amazing to me that if an older franchise gets a new installment the majority of people freak out or are upset. When it comes to Evil Dead though, everyone thinks it's awesome.

Hail to the king, baby.

Actually, I never once said you shouldn't listen to what other people tell you to watch. Not once. Never did I say don't do something, I instead insisted that one should expand their horizons.

WFMU has been instrumental in perpetuating the notion that, even though mainstream media and entertainment may serve to satiate your immediate wants and needs, it is by diverging off the beaten path and exploring the alternatives which helps build a more robust, analytical, and holistic view of society as a whole.

I think my hipster cred increased at least 10 fold now that I successfully read, comprehended, and plan on enacting long diatribes on the unsuspecting public about the importance of The Best Show on WFMU in furthering a musical and entertainment direction which is overlooked by the plebian masses.

Co-starring Academy Award Nominee Jonah Hill, the dude who loves his porn with penetration and destroys perfectly good lube bottles.

Virgins is awesome and it's kind of sad seeing the lack of attention it has from commenters.