WOW O'NEIL WAY TO RUIN ALIEN FOR ME

I just don't think Cristoph Waltz will be able to pull off an unlikable character.

I heard Tom…
*puts on sunglasses*
harvests the thetans of new borns by digesting their mothers' placentas before the thetans have time to escape into the their permanent human vessicle where they will be forever trapped in an effort to keep Lord Xenu at bay, locked in his Boeing 747 billions of light years away— thus…

You know what else was satisfactory? Your mom.

Well, that's disappointing that there's no Star Wars music.

I want James Deen to star in Fifty Shades of Grey after seeing his powerhouse performance in The Canyons.

Elton's Lover: [pinning him] I'm sorry Elton! I'm sorry… Tap out Elton! It's OK! It's OK! I Love You! I Love You Elton!

That's not very funny, my wife has black and blue with touches of red all over her after our arguments.

Huh. This entire time I figured sane people put real grave sites in real cemeteries. It's scary knowing nearly everyone on earth is a maniac.

I would love a remake of Next staring Nicholas Cage.

I like Kanye West. I think those shirts are fairly awesome. I think Kanye West is a very talented guy who's pretty cool. I also like pornography.

"preternaturally"

My dick disagrees.

And if it's real lucky, 100,000 AV club posts and some weird ass holiday or something made in memorandum of when it should have aired, or something I still don't quite get

The only thing I'm milking is my erection upon hearing about these cameos.

Off topic but of all the websites I visit The AV Club has by far the most intrusive and bullshit ads. It's incredibly awful.

Haven't really watched Futurama since it returned to Comedy Central while I was in India. Any suggestions on which episodes to watch? I've heard the new seasons kinda suck.

Let's inconspicuously check out all this stolen shit in the middle of a crowded park. No one will ever know.

STELLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Owen- Derp
Vince- Derpity Derp Derp