I am convinced The AV Club hypes up bands based on how much they are being paid. There's really no other way to describe their masturbatory exposure of Cult of Canon and DAWES

If they go through with a trilogy I hope it's just a single, non-cutting fixed camera on Han Solo frozen in carbonite for 6 hours spread over 3 films.

If they go through with a trilogy I hope it's just a single, non-cutting fixed camera on Han Solo frozen in carbonite for 6 hours spread over 3 films.

95% of Star Wars stuff sucks.

95% of Star Wars stuff sucks.

BISINNING!

BISINNING!

Looks like It's Not Time To Party for Andrew WK.

Looks like It's Not Time To Party for Andrew WK.

They even managed to get George W. Bush for an episode! Pretty amazing.

They even managed to get George W. Bush for an episode! Pretty amazing.

"Fuck it, let's just make everyone bang one another."- HBO CEO

"Fuck it, let's just make everyone bang one another."- HBO CEO

I'm not directing Star Wars either, in case you guys were wondering.

I'm not directing Star Wars either, in case you guys were wondering.

I never said all girls, though I did imply it.You're so good at reading between the lines!

I never said all girls, though I did imply it.You're so good at reading between the lines!

The circus plot could just be an American man of the age of 23 dragging his girlfriend who's never been to the circus to the Ringling Brothers Brother's Barnum and Bailey claiming it's the greatest show on Earth and then subsequently sitting, horrified mind you because this is an American horror story, through 4 hours…

The circus plot could just be an American man of the age of 23 dragging his girlfriend who's never been to the circus to the Ringling Brothers Brother's Barnum and Bailey claiming it's the greatest show on Earth and then subsequently sitting, horrified mind you because this is an American horror story, through 4 hours…

Ah alright. I feel like I should have gotten that though.