Ah alright. I feel like I should have gotten that though.

I feel retarded having looked at your post and not immediately realizing the joke. But now that a solid minute has passed I don't feel as retarded— I feel even more retarded. Thanks, now I have to somehow dress myself and head to work and I just don't even know if I can do it anymore.

I feel retarded having looked at your post and not immediately realizing the joke. But now that a solid minute has passed I don't feel as retarded— I feel even more retarded. Thanks, now I have to somehow dress myself and head to work and I just don't even know if I can do it anymore.

Not when you want to yell 'Oh Chicken Nuggets!' then blow your load all over Ronald's sweet and sour face.

Not when you want to yell 'Oh Chicken Nuggets!' then blow your load all over Ronald's sweet and sour face.

Remember when Spurlock ate all the McDonald's? I eat McDonald's all the time, ALL THE FUCKING TIME, and nothing bad has happened to me. Nothing. The only thing bad McDonald's has done to me is make me yell Oh McChicken! during orgasms while I'm banging my girlfriend who is dressed as Ronald McDonald while I'm dressed…

Remember when Spurlock ate all the McDonald's? I eat McDonald's all the time, ALL THE FUCKING TIME, and nothing bad has happened to me. Nothing. The only thing bad McDonald's has done to me is make me yell Oh McChicken! during orgasms while I'm banging my girlfriend who is dressed as Ronald McDonald while I'm dressed…

I just want to know if Elmo joined in.

I just want to know if Elmo joined in.

Well, I do have a scat fetish…

Well, I do have a scat fetish…

Have you tried trying harder?

Have you tried trying harder?

That sounds like something a commie would say.

That sounds like something a commie would say.

I should have known Q*Bert would make an appearance in The Man with the Iron Fists!

I should have known Q*Bert would make an appearance in The Man with the Iron Fists!

I'd go, but only if they did a half-assed version of Macarena and Cheese.

I'd go, but only if they did a half-assed version of Macarena and Cheese.

Yeah, you kill yourself for not liking spaghetti you commie.