I was skimming through these comments and for a brief moment thought Paul Oakenfold had died.

Jerry Lewis, ladies and gentlemen.
A real class act.

And the award for best use of a Simpsons quote goes to: Horse Enthusiast!

Also, Cecil B. Demented really does fail spectacularly in the end.

I'm not a Waters geek, but I am a fan and I definitely disagree with Keith about Cecil B. Demented. However, I watched it for the first time when I was working at Blockbuster and just figuring out that films could be more than just "movies" (and also that Maggie Gyllenhaal was my dream girl), so I'll admit my bias. …

This got weird pretty fast.

I hate the future.

I'll only buy Rock Band: Loverboy if it has "Pig and Elephant DNA Just Won't Splice."

It wasn't quite like that, after the shooting, when they were trying to figure out who was in charge while the president was in surgery, Margaret offered Leo the helpful suggestion that she could forge the president's signature.

You know who I don't like?
Pearl Jam.

How is it
That the cracked out douchebag isn't the most annoying Baldwin?

In Soviet Russia, meme wears out you!

Even Cars isn't that bad, really, although it is the only one that appeals pretty much exclusively to kids. It's too long, and too silly a premise, but god damnit Paul Newman is fantastic.

It really does seem particularly cruel. It's just one episode.

The grace of people like tasha and that Canadian radio host when faced with someone like that amazes me.

My thoughts exactly.

Jacobus: Fucking huge, right? I was thinking it could be a fat suit, since Neicy Nash wears a fake butt, but it doesn't seem like it. Awful red, too.

I saw Joel McHale's standup last year and loved it. I wasn't even that drunk.

I hate DMB. I hate everything about them. I hated half of my high school because of their obsession with them. When the news came out that one of them died, my first(shameful) thought was "Oh, maybe they'll fucking stop now."

Hulu is kicking so much ass lately. Stella, Strangers with Candy…I love Hulu so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.