Yeah, especially if you have a category on how to spend two and a half hours making your own marshmallows or some bullshit.

Hey, steph555, great news, we're naming a dish after you at Mesa Grill. The Steph555: a cold fish served in a dish of forever alone.

It enhances things when he's fingering Alton Brown's butthole.

Hey, @avclub-e77c7b588569860fddcbe6e3d528295d:disqus , I got another Bourdain quote for you, chooch:

Cry me a river, pussy.

His daughter, years and years of debilitating drug addiction, one or the other.

Hey, I'm sure Bourdain will be down to have a few beers with you, I'm not sure if you've heard him brag about it on every fucking episode of No Reservations ever, but he likes drinking!

It's no Worst Cooks in America, that's for sure, but then again it doesn't star a sexy Irishman like me or costar a terrifying bulldyke like Manne Burrell.

Agreed, I heard he once pulled a condom full of H out of a dead bum's asshole just because he didn't want to offend the squatters in the tenement he was scoring at.

I Liked this post because it was so flagrant about downloading that pile of garbage.

I Liked this post because it was so flagrant about downloading that pile of garbage.

If Bourdain has that much influence over you, I'm guessing you're also a fan of $500 Ramones t-shirts and black tar heroin?

If Bourdain has that much influence over you, I'm guessing you're also a fan of $500 Ramones t-shirts and black tar heroin?

How we doin, AV Club? Listen, I know you're expecting me to come here and disparage Bourdain, and talk about how I deserve to be reviewed here and not him, but I've matured quite a bit recently. I wanna say first off, my love goes out to all of these Brooklyn establishments that were affected by Sandy. It's truly an…

How we doin, AV Club? Listen, I know you're expecting me to come here and disparage Bourdain, and talk about how I deserve to be reviewed here and not him, but I've matured quite a bit recently. I wanna say first off, my love goes out to all of these Brooklyn establishments that were affected by Sandy. It's truly an…

What an outlaw.

What an outlaw.

"Anna, honey, you need to put some clothes on and get down to the theater, the premiere is about to begin! Okay, fine, one more hummer…." - Iron Chef Bobby Flay

"Anna, honey, you need to put some clothes on and get down to the theater, the premiere is about to begin! Okay, fine, one more hummer…." - Iron Chef Bobby Flay

Dying of AIDS.