Encarta something.

I wanna be ON you!

Now I got the gun you got the brew

Damn damn damn

Oooh, burn!

My loyalty to the Republic! To DEMOCRACY!
***because, prequels!***

Said it before and I'll say it again: Jeff Winger is not the "bad guy" in Remedial Chaos Theory. The episode wasn't trying to suggest that the group is better off without him. Listen to Abed's Big Speech: "Jeff will forever remain a conniving son of a bitch." But he's a part of the group and they all love him for it.…

Do you have a job? Do you have any prospects? Do you have anything on the horizon? Do you have any conceivable reason to get up in morning?

Only (very minor) quibble with Bullitt's "realistic" car chase: that fastback upshifts like sixteen times. One big motherfuckin transmission.

Like Kal-El, no?

Kal Varnson

Grammar Face says: "You drawl vowels, not consonants."

It's actually a giant ice cube dropped into the ocean to forestall global warming.

Don't you mean the Klane brothers?

You forgot the first rule in a crisis situation…

The Lance Armstrong cameo, while dated (5 Tours de France, no steroids), is one of the most hilarious bits of comedy ever conceived.

Mr. Billingham, I respectfully disagree! Both these films are supreme examples of what can be right about Ben Stiller. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some hookers in my room.

Glad to be here.

Only after you eat the peanuts out of my shee-it.

I knew I would love this show, but I hadn't gotten caught up with it yet. The hiatus gave me a chance to watch the first 2.5 seasons, and I'll be a regular viewer from now on. I hope the ratings improve.